"I have just received a message from the entire WWE Universe"

Michael Cole: "May I have your attention, please. I have just received an E-mail from the anonymous RAW General Manager. And I quote: Recently Michael Cole has been on the recieving end of a lot of criticism. However, I support Michael Cole in every possible way. Even though he's a conceited [Cole beginnt sich zu wundern, über das, was er vorliest], pompous... arrogant... self centred? Pretentious jerk? Okay, okay, just kidding. The reality is that Michael Cole has done a phenomenal job and is the epitome of manhood. I wish we had more people like him to stand up against popular opinion. Michael Cole is an award-winning journalist. He is a two-time Slammy Award winner. He is witty, highly intelligent and not to mention handsome. Ladies and gentlemen, the highest honor one can receive is to refer to themselves as a Cole Miner!"

Jerry Lawler: "Hold it. I have just received a message from the entire WWE Universe. And I quote: Will you please shut up! Really, Cole, nobody in their right mind would ever even think, say or much less type that you are handsome. What you really are, Michael Cole, is a coward."

[Cole erklärt Lawler ohne Mikro, dass er gefeuert würde, sollte er ihn anfassen. Lawler klappt Cole darauf den Laptop zu, worauf trotzdem der bekannte Ton eine weitere E-Mail signalisiert]

Cole: "I assure you that Michael Cole is not a coward, and King neither are you. That's how I know that even though your body isn't fully recovered, you can't wait to exact revenge. That's why tonight, The Miz and Alex Riley will take on the team of Jerry Lawler, and Randy Orton."