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"Simply put, ladies and gentlemen, The Rock is back!"

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"Simply put, ladies and gentlemen, The Rock is back!"
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14.02.2011
The Rock: "After seven long years... finally... finally... finally, The Rock has come back to Anaheim. Which means, finally, The Rock has come back to Monday Night RAW. Which means, finally, The Rock has come back... home.

[Es ertönen die vertrauten 'Rocky'-Sprechchöre.]

Now, before The Rock gets into that, before we electrify, before we turn this out tonight. for those of you, who don't know, The Rock has many nicknames - 'The Great One', 'The Most Electrifying Man In All Of Entertainment', 'The People's Champion'. But I wanna tell you something that is important to me right now. I need to take this moment, and I need to tell you something as Dwayne." [The Rock nimmt die Sonnenbrille ab.] "It's been a long time since I've been back. Seven years to be exact. But I wanna take this moment in the middle of this ring to tell you why I'm back. It's not because of the money. It's not to promote a movie. Am I am back in the middle of this ring because of you. When I left... when I left the WWE seven years ago, I dreamed big, and you guys dreamed big with me. You helped me accomplish my goals, accomplish my dreams because you never left my side. And I wanna take this moment to tell you all here, you live here, millions watching around the world... I wanna tell you thank you, I love you, and it is because of you that I'm back in this ring, and it is because of you - and I give you my word - I am never ever going away. [The Rock setzt die Sonnenbrille wieder auf.]

Simply put, ladies and gentlemen, The Rock is back! Well The Rock is back because I wanted to do something unprecedent, something no man has ever done before. I wanted to host WrestleMania. So it happened, The Rock called Vince McMahon. And Vince McMahon said 'Rock, I know why you're calling. I know you know I need a host for WrestleMania. Rock, there is only one man electrifying enough to host WrestleMania. Rock, there is only one man who can captivate the world. Rock, that man can only be Justin Bieber.'" [Laute Buhrufe] "But I told Vince, I said 'No no no no no, hey, no no... The Rock knows Justin, he's cool, dig, dig the kid, cool kid, but make no mistake about it, Vince. There's only one man capable enough to host WrestleMania. That man ist the jabroni beatin, pie eatin', trailblazin', eyebrow raisin', step-off-the-brake-put-your-foot-on-the-gas, always ready to whoop some ass, the People's Champ The Rock!

The Rock is going to WrestleMania, The Rock will host WrestleMania, and at the drop of a time, The Rock will layeth the smack down at WrestleMania - but to who? That's the question. Could it be the WWE champion, The Miz? He's the one that goes around, and says 'I'm The Miz, and I'm awesome, I'm awesome, I'm awesome'. I hear that all the time, 'I'm awesome'. Well, The Rock ain't no scientist, but he pretty much knows, that there's one formula that's a fact. If you gotta run around, shootin' your mouth off, tellin' everybody how awesome you are, it means you absolutely, undoubtedly, unquestionably, one hundred percent completely suck! But there's one more man who The Rock wants to see. There is one more man who The Rock is gonna see. And that man..."

[Es ertönt das Geräusch des Laptops des anonymen RAW General Managers, gefolgt von lauten Buhrufen.]

Michael Cole: "Can I have your attention, please? [Mehr Buhrufe.] I have just received an email from the anonymous RAW general manager." [Unter 'You suck'-Rufen begibt sich Cole zum Pult mit dem Laptop des GM.]

The Rock: "Woh woh woh woh woh woh... Michael Cole, if you take one more step towards that computer, The Rock is gonna get out here and slap the taste off your mouth so far you'll never get it back. Shut up! Michael Cole, you actually think that The Rock is just gonna let you walk over to that computer and interrupt him when he is live on RAW, is that what you think? You actually think that any of us give a damn, what your general manager has to say? ['Rocky, Rocky!'] Michael Cole, is that what you think?"

Michael Cole: "I tell you what I think..."

The Rock: "It doesn't matter what you think! Now what you do, Michael Cole, is you sit your ass down at that announcing tool, you take off your headset and you don't say a word. And I quote, 'you know your damn role and shut your damn mouth!'. Because, if you don't, The Rock will have some pretty cool Facebook pictures to post on his Facebook tonight. Does anyone here wanna contribute to The Rock's Facebook tonight? [Jubel.] Really simple, facebook.com/dwaynejohnson. If Michael Cole doesn't do as The Rock says, you're gonna get a beautiful picture of The Rock stepping out of this ring, going over to that computer - some of you may know where I'm going with this - the picture you're gonna get is The Rock shinin' it up real nice, turning that sumbitch sideways and stickin' it straight up Michael Cole's candy ass! Now sit down! You look like a drunk hobbit. Sit your ass down!

There is one man who The Rock is gonna see. There is one man who The Rock has to see face to face. A guy who I met, a guy who I thought was a cool guy. Wished him well, happy for his success. The Rock leaves, he comes in, and out of the blue, eventually, he starts talking trash about The Rock. I don't know why, and I don't care. But I'm back now. You might have heard of him. His name is John Cena. ['Cena sucks, Cena sucks.'] So let me get this straight. The WWE has gone from the powerful 'Austin 3:16' to the dominant and iconic 'Can you smell what The Rock is cookin'?' aaaaall the way to [The Rock legt eine Kinderstimme auf.] 'You can't see me. You can't see me. You can't see...' - now what are you playin', peekaboo? - 'You can't see me. I can see you. You can't... can you see me?' Oh believe me, we all can see you! We all can see you. A blindfolded, sleeping, stuck-in-the-basement Stevie Wonder can see your monkey ass. How the hell you think we can miss? You come out here with your bright-ass purple shirt, and before that your bright green shirt, before that your bright orange shirt, you run around here lookin' like a big fat bowl of fruity pebbles.

John Cena, The Rock will see you at WrestleMania. Just like The Rock will see The Miz at WrestleMania. Just like he will see everyone at WrestleMania and just as sure as The Rock, just as sure as The Rock turns WrestleMania into the most epic WrestleMania of all time, and just as sure as anything can and will happen at WrestleMania and just as sure as everyday John Cena walks out here, lookin' like he just got shot out of Barney the dinosaur's anus, is just, is just as sure as The Rock guaran-damn-tees three things at this WrestleMania. The Rock guaran-damn-tees to show the world that he is the most electrifying man in aaaall of entertainment. The Rock guaran-damn-tees at the drop of a dime, just like that, to layeth the smacketh down on aaaall their candy asses. And the last thing, and most important, The Rock and the millions... ['...and millions...'] No no no no no, no no, that's not good enough, no no no, no! The Rock and the millions... ['...and millions...'] No no no no no, no! That's still not good enough. The Rock is the People's Champ, you are the backbone of The Rock. When we speak, our voices are heard. We all say 'I bring it!'. Anaheim, the world is watching. Anaheim, the world is listening. One more time. When The Rock and the millions... ['...AND MILLIONS...'] ...of The Rock's fans go to WrestleMania and electrify WrestleMania and the world like no one else can, if you smell what The Rock... [The Rock badet ein letztes mal in den Rocky-Sprechchören.] ...is cookin'."
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