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"Enjoy your fruity pebbles, you yabba-dabba bitch!"

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"Enjoy your fruity pebbles, you yabba-dabba bitch!"
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28.02.2011
[The Rock ist via Satellit in Cena-Merchandise zugeschaltet]

The Rock: Yo, yo, check it, You Can't See Me, I'm 'bout to spit something stupid. The Rock is rappin', he's totally gone soft, so now he needs TO TAKE THIS CRAP OFF!

[Rock wirft den Cena-Merchandise weg.]

Finally, the Rock has come back to Monday Night RAW! The Rock is the Champion of the people, and The Rock is electrifying every inch of the fourteen thousand strong in the HSBC Arena, which can only mean one thing: Finally, the Rock has come back to Buffalo! And it's that electricity that is in the air right now, you can cut it with a knife. The energy that makes every woman with a beating heart stop and go 'Damn, I want a piece of the Rock.' And it makes every single man with an ounce of testosterone say let's get together and whoop some candy asses! It's that electricity that commands the attention, and right now we've got the attention of John Cena. Let me get this straight, I made my historic return to Monday Night RAW, spoke from the heart to the people and last but not least, John Cena I said exactly how I feel about you. The Rock came back to RAW, kicked down your door and addressed you like a man and what do you do in response? You rap to me? You address me in the form of rap. Well of course you did, 'cause that's how the guy in the purple shirt responds with his dog tags, hustle, loyalty, respect, yeah, thuganomics, yeah! I thought it was funny. It was real funny.

Let me remind you and the world how this whole thing started. It all started with you, John Cena publicly running your mouth about me. Publicly called me a liar when I say I love these fans. Said don't jerk me around by lying when I say I love this business. Not coming back? John, by saying that, you insulted me and my family. Let me tell you something: My love for the WWE is endless. I grew up in the WWE. I was born into the WWE, my blood is the WWE! My grandfather, the late, great Peter Maivia, my father former WWE Tag Team Champion Rocky Johnson, both hall of famers I inducted. I am standing in my house. This is my collection of WWE Championship Titles that I proudly display! I didn't show love? Because I accomplished my goals in the WWE and I wanted to achieve more? I knew that if I made it in Hollywood outside the WWE, then I just opened the WWE, helped open the door for the entire locker room, helped open the door for you, paved the way for you, and what do you do? You publicly insult and knock the People's Champion!

Well John Cena, now there are consequences. You're going to pay for your actions. You've made an open plea for me to bring it, and trust me, like no one else on this planet under God's Hot Sun, no one brings it like The Rock! I bring it! Now you have just opened the door yourself, and on the other side is the jabroni-beating, pie-eating, Cena, you say what you want and you reap what you sew, but The Rock will kick your monkey ass from here all the way to Buffalo. The Rock is hosting WrestleMania, but more importantly John Cena, he'll be addressing you sooner than you think. The Rock travels all around the world, his spirit is everywhere, the People's Spirit is everywhere, and it's in that spirit that allows the People's Champ to raise the people's hand, snap the people's fingers and electrify the people just like that. Buffalo, get ready, 'cause in a few seconds from right now, when the Rock addresses John Cena like a man, face to face, The Rock is never alone, and The Rock means never alone. The Rock is with the millions [and millions], and Lord Above have mercy, it's the Rock and the millions bringing it to WresleMania and the world. John Cena, The Rock ain't no rapper, and clearly neither are you, but open your ears and shut your mouth and listen to this very special gift from the People's champion to you. The Rock is back to scratch a major itch, so enjoy your fruity pebbles, you yabba-dabba bitch! The Rock, will address you in these eyes you'll be lookin', and in that exact moment, you'll smell what The Rock is cookin'!
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