"Your moustache is crooked!"

Gene Okerlund: "I've got a man that is pacing the floor. He won his match earlier over Zodiac from the Dungeon of Doom, now if Lex Luger happens to win his match a little bit later on against Meng, the face of terror from the Dungeon of Doom, that means that Luger and the Macho Man Randy Savage will indeed be meeting here at Halloween Havoc and certainly that stimulates your interest in that Luger-Meng match."

Randy Savage: "One down, one to go. And you know what? I beat the Zodiac, yeah. And we had even a little audience participation, yeah! Because I'm wild, yeah! And I'm gonna tell you something, Hulk Hogan, I heard what you said about me a few days ago, yeah, and I don't think that you can separate business from friendship. I'm your friend, but if I ever see you in the ring, I can beat you, don't you know. Yeah yeah yeah!"

Gene Okerlund: "Randy Savage, I know you are--"

Randy Savage: "Your moustache is crooked!"

Gene Okerlund: "Your beard is a little sideways, too, but I don't wanna get into that, I'm not gonna take personal potshots at you or anybody else, that's not my nature!"

Randy Savage: "Get in line, everybody's out for me!"

Gene Okerlund: "I'm a little better guy than that, I don't mind telling you, I'm a bigger man! [Kurze Pause] How did we get into this?"

Randy Savage: "It's okay, man. I'm gonna take Lex Luger, because I know he's gonna beat Meng, because I'm gonna make sure he does."

Gene Okerlund: "Can we just get away from the subject of the Luger--potential--Randy Savage match, I wanna ask you one other question, because everywhere I go, people are talking about these two monster trucks that are gonna be colliding here a little bit later on, The Giant in the Dungeon of Doom truck and your good friend Hulk Hogan in the Hulkster-sponsored truck."

Randy Savage: "My curiosity is killing me just like a cat would be killed by the curiosity, yeah! Because of the fact, machine versus machine and man versus man doubled and tripled by the exposure of the WCW Heavyweight Championship belt, don't you think I have a little bit of interest right there? Friendship's friendship, business is business, Hulk Hogan already drew the line in the sand, I'm just following it up, yeah."

Gene Okerlund: "Alright, we're gonna be watching very closely--"

Randy Savage: "I am gonna be a participant and I'm gonna be watching, too, through the videoscope, yeah!"