"And I like to just take those smiles right away"

Ray Rougeau: "For weeks now, I'm sure everyone here has noticed this strange clown that has been showing up in arenas all over the country. But we'd like to find out what this clown is made of, what is he all about and what does he want here in the World Wrestling Federation. So let's bring out the clown. [Der Clown betritt wild kichernd das Interview-Podium.] Okay, Mr. Clown, you must have a name…"
Doink: "Hee-hee, yeah Doink!"

Rougeau: "Doink, your name is Doink."
Doink: "Yeah, Doink, hee-hee."

Rougeau: "Okay, I'd like to straighten out a few things here. First of all, you tripped The Big Bossman on his way to the ring... [Doink lacht.]... you put a mop in Tatanka's eye... [Doink lacht.]... you threw water on Marty Jannetty..."
Doink: "Yeah, he needed a bath anyways. And oh, don't forget the bananas on Bob Backlund's feet."

Rougeau: "You know, you're the only one laughing here. Clowns are supposed to be funny. Clowns are supposed to make children laugh. I don't see anybody laughing but you."
Doink: "Bwa-ha-ha-ha. Hey if it's that what it's all about: I just love to come around to the arena, to look around and look at all the little kids' faces: They're all smiling, they're all jumping up and down and they're all wondering what Doink is gonna do next. And I love to go up to them and play with them, give 'em little balloons, give 'em little tricks, do little tricks for them and then... And then I look at their little smiles... and I like to just take those smiles right away. A-ha-ha-ha."

Rougeau: "That’s despicable. [Doink lacht weiter.] As a matter of fact, didn't Crush give you a severe warning last week right here? Now it's one thing to pull your practical jokes on wrestlers who can defend themselves, but it's another thing to pull your pranks on those youngsters out here."
Doink: "Hey I'm having a good time, I'm laughing, I'm having a good time. Hee-hee-hee-hee..."

Rougeau: "Well you're the only one that's having a good time. You know what the bottom line is? Your jokes are always at someone else's expense."
Doink: "You know what? I don't care if it's at these little kid's expenses. I don't care if it's at those people's up there expenses, I don't care if it's at those people's up there expenses. As a matter of fact I don't even care if they're at your expense. Yea-ha-ha-ha!"

[Doink macht Rougeau mit einer Spritzblume nass und krümmt sich vor Lachen.]