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"OMG Kevin Nash WTF thought he was dead LOL"

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"OMG Kevin Nash WTF thought he was dead LOL"
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15.08.2011
Kevin Nash: "I first off like to thank my friend Triple H for giving me a chance to come here tonight and explain last nights actions. For you that don't know, Triple H and I have been close friends for almost twenty years. He's also the godfather of my son. Last night I asked Triple H, if I could attend SummerSlam. He said, 'yeah, I'll send you—I'll send you some tickets .
So I was watching, right before the main event I got a text. The text read 'hey big man, could you do me a favor. No matter what happens in the main event, sting the winner for me.' Hey, when friend asks me to do something, I do it. The thing was, it's been a long time since I've been in the ring. And I missed it. The thrill I got at the Rumble, I'll never forget. So what I did last night, CM Punk, was business. Pure and simple.

Now the thing is, I get to the building, I find out that Triple H says he knows nothing about it. I think we need to get on the same page Triple H. Come on buddy. That's it. Just business."

[CM Punks Theme ertönt und dieser erscheint in der Halle.]

CM Punk: "Okay, you expect me to believe that load of crap? You expect me to believe that you and Triple H aren't on the same page? You guys are best friends. Now for weeks I've been hearing Triple H's gonna do what's right for business. He resigned me, because it's good for business. And you're just gonna do whatever your best friend asks you to do? Don't really answer this. It's a rhetorical question. If Triple H asked you to jump off a bridge, would you? Because I think that would be good for business.

I always had a sneaking suspicion, that Triple H doesn't really know what's good for business. And I've always heard that Kevin Nash doesn't really know what's good for business. And now I know. I've seen it. The proof is here. Right now, standing in the ring. You have no idea what's good business."

Kevin Nash: "This is the first time you and I have spoke, but let me tell you something. You need to watch your mouth."

CM Punk: "I need to watch my mouth?"

Kevin Nash: "Yeah."

CM Punk: "You need to watch the show. I do and say whatever I want to whomever I please."

Kevin Nash: "Obviously your world just changed."

CM Punk: "The story you just told clearly points out that Triple H is a liar. You know, but maybe, just maybe, Triple H is telling the truth. Maybe, maybe you're the liar, Kevin Nash."

Kevin Nash: "Would you like to see the text message on my telephone?"

CM Punk: "You wanna see the text message my little sister Chaleen send me last night? [Punk holt sein Handy hervor.] Here, here it is: OMG Kevin Nash WTF thought he was dead LOL. The funny thing is, Chaleen is normally wrong. And here you are live and in living color. It's just your career that's dead, right?

And see, you being out here, it doesn't so much piss me off. What you did last night pissed me off. I got a lot of people all pointing fingers and there's a lot off people I'm pissed off at and shockingly enough Alberto Del Rio is not one of them. What he did, I did before. Eight people have cashed in briefcases and eight people have become champion. He picked the right spot. You—what this all represents is Triple H as the new COO. So clearly he's running the muck and now he's bringing his cronies back."

Kevin Nash: "All Triple H has done is shock things up around here."

CM Punk: "Nonono, I am the guy, that shock things up around here."

Kevin Nash: "Oh, you are the little indy-ripic-- little wannabe. What? You've been here five years. You've been in two main events. Really? When you had the belt? Three times in twenty days?"

CM Punk: "Yeah, that really hurts coming from somebody who knows so much about being a main eventer. The guy that said the legendary Eddie Guerrero was a vanilla midget. What do you know about main event talent, huh? It's 2011, it's not 1994."

Kevin Nash: "Well you know, you wanna go to 1996, when I changed the business with Scott Hall and made sure, that everybody, including guys like you, got guaranted money? Yeah, thank you. That's what you should be saying. Now shout your mouth and say thank you, Mr. Nash. Cause as far as I'm concerned, if this is where the business is right now. With some guy, that looks like a short-ordered cook from a pipebill waffle house as the champion—Take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue."

CM Punk: "I like waffle house. I don't know what you got against waffle house and I don't know what you have against me. But last night you did something you shouldn't have done. It's not got for business, Kev. You put your hands on me. Now I may look like a--what did you say—a short ordered cook. You tell me to hit the weights. I'd rather would have walked in this company to this company CM Punk and leave CM Punk than to--to show up somewhere as Oz or Vinnie Vegas or Big Daddy Cool Diesel.

You know what, enough with talking. Enough with the snooky comments. Last night showed me, that you want a fight and trust me. I'm not scared of a fight. You wanna fight? We can fight right now in San Diego.

[Punk geht auf den Ring zu, um es mit Nash aufzunehmen, doch eine Reihe Sicherheitsmänner versperrt ihm den Weg.]

I'm not surprised at all. The COO Triple H is leaving his buddy Kevin Nash untouchable. Cause it certainly isn't me that put this security guards out here to stop me from kicking your ass. But if they're here watching your back, that means he's back there somewhere and nobody's watching his. So maybe I'll go find out from the COO myself."

[Punk verschwindet Backstage.]
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