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"What do I have to do to get this punk bitch swing at me?"

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Title:
"What do I have to do to get this punk bitch swing at me?"
Date:
22.03.2005
[JBL und Long sind bereits im Ring, als Cena unter den Jubel des Publikums dazustößt und JBL zunächst mit seiner Kette bedroht]

John Bradshaw Layfield: "Hold on! Hold on! Now Teddy Long, I want you to explain him the rules you made last week are still in effect. If you touch me, you low-life SOB, you lose your chance to face me at Wrestlemania. Tell him, Teddy! Tell him!"

Teddy Long: "That's right, JBL. Now Cena, if you lay a hand on JBL, then you will lose your opportunity to face JBL for the WWE Championschip at WrestleMania. But however, JBL, if you physically provokes John Cena, then he has the right to retaliate. Now, now what that means: If you strike John Cena, then John Cena can strike back. You feel me? So it is time for the debate. Now there are three questions and the first question is for you, JBL. Now, what makes you believe you are more qualified to be the WWE Champion?"

John Bradshaw Layfield: "First of all, Theodore, I would like to thank you and I would like to thank all of Smackdown and I would like to thank all of the great Fans right here in Memphis, Tennesse, for holding this debate. Go Grizzlies! And I would like to answer the question: What makes me deserve to be a champion more than my opponent, John Cena? You see America needs heroes and I have filled that role. I have vanquished all of my opponents and I have become stronger by doing it. I am the ideal american success story, from a great family, independently wealthy, from a great spowl. I have been the reason for all of you people to look up to Smackdown because of me. And I understand there's a champion on the other show, that says that he is a ten time world champion. What that means to me is he lost nine times! I am the only champion in the history of professional wrestling that has never lost this championship! I have held this Championship longer than anybody in over ten years, including that same guy on the other show. That, Teddy Long, is why I deserve and why I am what I say I am: A wrestling god!"

Teddy Long: "John Cena, same question."

John Cena: "Before I can even answer that question, what makes me more qualify to be champ, I gotta turn that back around you. I mean, because you, you're some sort of a wrestling god. I mean, you've been champ for quite a long time. You're independently wealthy, a huge success story. Why would someone as successful as you, drive to the ring in a broke down ass limousine? Why? Why? I don't..."

John Bradshaw Layfield: "There's nothing wrong with that limousine! It's brand new..."

John Cena: "Hey, man, hey. Don't sugarcoat it. Let's go take a look. [Cena verlässt den Ring und begibt sich zu JBLs Limousine] I mean, first thing's first homie." [Cena holt ein Messer aus seiner Hosentasche und zersticht damit den linken Vorderreifen der Limousine]

John Bradshaw Layfield: "Teddy, look what he did to my car!"

John Cena: "You got a flat tire. You're the champ! How are you gonna ride out here in a limo with a flat tire, man?"

John Bradshaw Layfield: "That is vandalism! You should be thrown in jail! Teddy Long, do something about this, you're the general manager!"

Teddy Long: "Hey! He's not touching you. He hasn't laid a hand on you."

John Cena: "I'm just... I'm just stating the facts, playa. And the paintjob. Man, what's up with the paintjob? Coming out in this busted ass limo with a flat tire and a scuffed-up paint. I can't even believe you didn't catch that."

John Bradshaw Layfield: "There's nothing wrong with that paintjob, Cena."

John Cena: "Nooo, man. You ain't looking at it right. [Cena holt eine Sprühdose aus seiner Hosentasche] You see when I look at it..." [Cena sprüht "JBL sucks" quer über die Limousine]

John Bradshaw Layfield: "What is wrong with you?! [Cena sprüht weiter] You're a... You're a punk criminal!"

John Cena: "I see a limo that says 'JBL sucks'. JBL sucks? Dude! JBL is you. You drove out here in a Limo that says 'JBL sucks'! What is wrong with you?!"

John Bradshaw Layfield: "That's a 200.000 dollar car!"

John Cena: "You know... [Cena betritt wieder den Ring. "JBL sucks"-Chants erklingen] You know, between that limo-fiasco and this hostile crowd here in Memphis, if I was you I'd, well I'd just do something about that."

John Bradshaw Layfield: "You better show me some respect, you..."

John Cena: "You're gonna hit me?"

Teddy Long: "JBL!"

John Cena: "You're gonna hit me? You're gonna do something? Go on. Go on, throw a punch! Come on, throw a punch there big daddy, come on!"

Teddy Long: "You can do something if you want to."

John Bradshaw Layfield: "I'm ready for the next question."

Teddy Long: "Well, then let's move on. JBL, how important is one's social and economic upbringing in being a champion?"

John Bradshaw Layfield: "Apparently it's real damn important! Look at what that criminal just did to my car. You see, there's a reason that punk-criminals like him, the only way he makes it in a car, is if you drive me! There's a reason that people like you are kept down by the rich, 'cause that's what's better for America! You mock what you don't understand and flat honestly, you're jealous, because the only way you'll have money like me, is if you win the lottery or you turn to crime. So I'll tell you what: at Wrestlemania I'm gonna turn to crime, too. I'm gonna rob you of your dreams. I'm gonna rob you of your hopes. And I'm gonna rob you of your dignity, when I make you, you Cena, bow down and worship at the feet of a wrestling god!"

Teddy Long: "John Cena, you're up, playa."

John Cena: "Sounds like somebody crapped in your Cheerios this morning, homie. But you got a point. I mean uh, this whole economic thing... maybe I, uh, maybe I just lost my head. I guess what you were trying to say is, I got no, I got no respect for the championship. I got no..."

John Bradshaw Layfield: "You got no class!"

John Cena: "I got no class. I mean, look at how I'm dressed. I guess... I mean, I mean, I think I'm doing alright, are we good or what? Wait, wait, don't wet your panties in a bunch. There is some people who think that we should act a certain way, that we should dress a certain way. So, I'm a man of peace. I mean, we can probably solve all of this by just wearing a suit and a tie, right?"

John Bradshaw Layfield: "You would look a lot better in a tie. Right now, you look like a piece of crap!"

John Cena: "Well. Let me see if I look better in a tie. Let's just see if that works." [Cena holt eine Schere aus seiner Hosentasche hervor und geht auf JBL zu]

John Bradshaw Layfield: "Hey! Hey! Teddy! Teddy! You can't touch me! You... WrestleMania! You'll lo..." [Cena schneidet JBLs Krawatte ab]

John Cena: "So a tie would look better, hu? [Cena steckt sich die Krawatte an] Oh no. I feel like a banker in this. This still sucks! [er schmeißt die Krawatte weg] Oh, but, oh Dog! That was, that was yours and after the, after the car thing, uff. And the tie? You're probably pretty mad right now, hu? You probably wanna do something, don't you? Maybe throw a punch? Maybe hit me? If I hit you, than I can't go to WrestleMania, but uh, then again I'm not the one looking like a total jerk, so maybe... I mean maybe, maybe you wanna throw a punch."

John Bradshaw Layfield: "No. No. I'm not playing your games. You do not outthink the master. At WrestleMania you will have all you want, but until then, son, play your stupid games."

Teddy Long: "John Cena, the next question is for you. Now, I want to ask you this, playa: What do you need to do..."

John Cena: "What do I need to do to get this punk bitch over here to swing at me? Well, now, that's an important question and what I think we need to address: What if, right here, right now, I proof the wrestling god, the champion of champions, the man of class, JBL, to be nothing but a liar?"

John Bradshaw Layfield: "I don't lie! I..."

John Cena: "Hey, hey, hey. Have faith in your boy, I can pull it off. Now, my senior Theodore Long, watch closely, 'cause I'm not going to touch you dog."

John Bradshaw Layfield: "You better not touch me, you..." [Cena greift sich JBLs Hut]

John Cena: "But I am gonna touch your ten gallon hat. Oh no, this is nice, dude. [Cena setzt den Hut auf] This is... [JBL schimpft wütend auf Cena ein] Yo! This ain't exactly my style and nothing, but you can tell the craftsmanship, everything is there! Is this, is this Gucci?"

John Bradshaw Layfield: "It's a thousand dollar Stetson!"

John Cena: "Okay, then, we know that this is probably a ten gallon hat, right?"

John Bradshaw Layfield: "I hate you. I hate you, you piece of..."

John Cena: "Oh, I'll take that as a yes. Ten gallon hat, well let's do something. Let's see how many gallons this hat's gonna hold." [Cena nimmt eine Wasserkanne vom Podiumstisch und gießt den Inhalt in den Hut. JBL ist außer sich vor Wut]

Teddy Long: "He's not touching you." [Cena nimmt eine zweite Kanne vom Tisch und gießt erneut den kompletten Inhalt in den Hut. Dabei schwappt ein Großteil wieder über den randvollen Stetson]

John Cena: "Dude that ain't even closer like one gallon. That means your ass is a liar. Oh yeah, by the way I'm done with your hat, you can have it. [Cena setzt JBL den mit Wasser gefüllten Hut auf] Oh, oh, oh no! Look at you, man! Looks like you had an accident all over youself. They make diapers for that sort of stuff. I mean, you got problems they'll help you, oh! Oh, look at you."

John Bradshaw Layfield: "I'm gonna kick your ass at WrestleMania! My..."

John Cena: "You're gonna show me what you're gonna do at WrestleMania?"

John Bradshaw Layfield: "At Wrestlemania I'll..."

John Cena: "Then show me what you're gonna do at WrestleMania! Come on! Right here! You throw a punch and I swear, I will knock the hell out of you! You ain't gonna do nothin', are you? Just like I thought. But I bet you stand there, thinkin' that you're uh, clever for not playing my games. You look ridiculous. And as clever as you think you are... [Cena holt eine weitere Sprühdose au seiner Hosentasche hervor] well, I think you're something else. [Cena schüttelt die Sprühdose, während JBL bei Teddy Long protestiert] I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you." [Cena sprüht gelbe Farbe auf JBLs Rücken, bekanntlich das Symbol für Feigheit]

John Bradshaw Layfield: "You piece of garbage!"

John Cena: "You know what? You know what? See, in the world that I come from, in the world that we [auf die Zuschauer deutend] come from, there's people who talk about it and then there's people who BE about it! Wrestlemania 21? [Cena holt eine rote Sprühdose aus seiner Hosentasche hervor] Let me give you a little preview of what's gonna happen to you. [Cena schreibt "FU" auf JBLs Hemd] Ahaaa!"

[Cena verlässt den Ring, während JBL nun endgültig ausrastet und das Setting im Ring demoliert]
- John Cena und JBL sollten zehn Tage vor ihrem Match um den WWE Titel bei Wrestlemania 21 eine von Teddy Long moderierte Debatte austragen. Der Ring ist dementsprechend mit zwei Podien und einem roten Teppich ausgestattet.
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