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"Ladies, that's not the umbilical cord ... that's the People's Stroodle!"

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"Ladies, that's not the umbilical cord ... that's the People's Stroodle!"
Date:
03.01.2002
The Rock: "FINALLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO WASHINGTON D.C.!! You see, Coach, The Rock's New Year was simply electrifying. But what The Rock wants to know, is, how was your New Year? Did you just sit at home all day and play pocket pool as you usually do? Did you watch yourself on Excess as you usually do? Or maybe you sit and and listen to your favourite artist, some music, you listen to some of The Rock's favourite, is there a little bit mystical, is it Jay-Z or maybe Destiny's Child, is that who you like, Coach? Who's your favourite?"

Jonathan Coachman [murmelnd]: "Barry Manilow."

The Rock: "WHO?"

Jonathan Coachman: "Actually, I like Barry Manilow, Rock."

The Rock [dreht sich geschockt weg]: "Barry Manilow? OK, The Rock understands that. The Rock is a little familiar with Barry Manilow. The Rock will tell you what, Coach. Why don't you do The Rock a favor? Why don't you sing a little Barry Manilow? [Coach will was sagen]Whoa whoa whoa whoa, you don't make the decision. Would you like to hear Coach sing Barry Manilow? [lauter Jubel] You see, Coach, they believe in you, The Rock believes in you. And keep in mind, Coach, why don't you sing because we are live, we are live on The Rock's show, we are live on Smackdown. So go ahead, Coach, sing and sing like you've never sang before."

Jonathan Coachman: "All right, here it goes:

At the Copa-, Copacabana
the hottest spot north of Havana

[The Rock reißt ihm das Mikrofon aus der Hand und sagt etwas, doch man hört nichts. Daraufhin testet er das Mikrofon, indem er auf dieses einschlägt.]

The Rock: "As The Rock was saying, finish your song!"

Jonathan Coachman: "At the Copa-, Copacabana -"

The Rock: "SWEET CREAM ON AN ICECREAM SANDWICH! WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! Nobody wants to hear that, nobody wants to hear you sing Barry Manilow, especially on The Rock's show, on Smackdown! Even with a broken microphone, nobody wants to hear that. You like to sing?"

Jonathan Coachman: "Yeah."

The Rock: "You like Barry Manilow?"

Jonathan Coachman: "Yeah."

The Rock [Coach nachäffend]: "You like the Copa-, Copacabana ... Is that what you like? You like the Copa?"

Jonathan Coachman: "Yeah, I -"

The Rock: "Well, Copa your ass on outta here, jabroni! Beat it! [The Rock schickt Coach weg]

You see, Booker T, on to you. You see, The Rock is gonna start the new year just like he ended the old year, and that's stopping at nothing, AND THE ROCK MEANS NOTHING, at becoming the WWF Champion once again. And you see, Booker T, what you're failing to realize, is, you see, The Rock is ready to roll. The Rock was born ready to roll. The Rock came out of his momma's womb ready to roll. Booker T, the Doc held up the baby Rock and was about to spank him on his bottom, and The Rock said: "Whoa whoa whoa whoa, Doc! You see this, this is not just any baby bottom, this is the People's Baby Bottom" [lauter Jubel] And you see, then, Booker T, The Rock turned around, looked at all the nurses. The nurses, looking and gawking at The Rock, eyes wide in amazement, and The Rock looked at all the nurses: "Ladies, that's not the umbilical cord .... nonononono, that is the People's Stroodle. [Lauter Jubel] You see, Booker T, tonight, tonight live on Smackdown, The Rock's show, you're not gonna see the People's Bottom, you damn sure are not gonna be seeing the People's Stroodle, but what you will see, Booker T, is without a shadow of a doubt, not just any ass-whoopin', you're gonna see the People's ass-whooping, 1, 2, 3. IF YA SMELLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!!"
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