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"Trending right now: Boots to Asses"

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Title:
"Trending right now: Boots to Asses"
Date:
14.11.2011
The Rock: "At 3:15 this morning The Rock woke up. By 3:30 a.m. The Rock was eating breakfast. Not a Fruity Pebble in sight. By 3:45 a.m. The Rock was sending out his morning tweet to the millions ["and millions"] of Team Bring It around the world. By 4:30 a.m. today The Rock was in the gym, training like a beast, slanging and banging. By 6 o'clock a.m. The Rock was on set in New Orleans. G.I. Joe. Shooting, driving around a fifteen-ton tank all afternoon. But it didn't matter. Because The Rock couldn't wait.

By 3 o'clock this afternoon The Rock was on a flight. By 6:45 he arrived here, Logan Airport. By 7 p.m. The Rock was running into a security guard. The security guard said: Yo Rock, you're a wicked pisser. I said: Thank you, thank you. You know, The Rock has got great aim. By 7:30 The Rock was trying to pass one of his favorite places to eat in this town, the North End. Smelling, smelling the Italian food from a mile away. The Rock wanted to stop. Couldn't stop, won't stop, was not gonna stop, ain't gonna stop, until this moment right here! Until this very moment right here, November 14 2011, The Rock standing in the middle of this ring for the right, the honor, the privilege to say: Finally The Rock has come back to Boston!

In six days, Survivor Series. The 25th anniversary of Survivor Series. This sunday, the biggest Survivor Series of all time. But there is just one problem. That's in six days. And it's not right now. Right now drives The Rock. Every minute, every second, drives The Rock. Which is why, Mick Foley, The Rock loves you, loves you like a brother. These people love you. But there was no way in hell that I can stand back there any longer while you came out here and served that hot plate of steaming [?] garbage to the fans all night long. ["Thank you, Rock"] You're welcome. Right now is what drives The Rock. It's right now what moves him. Moments like this is what drives The Rock. You see, right now, right now is why The Rock is one of the most, if not the most electrifying man in all of entertainment. Which is why The Rock has become the most electrifying in twittertainment.

You see, it goes like this: When The Rock talks on Twitter things trend worldwide. And here's an example. Goes like this: When The Rock says boots to asses you can forget about Kardashian wedding, you can forget about the NBA lockout. Bigfoot himself might become president, but the only thing that's gonna be trending worldwide is boots to asses. And it's trending right now. Well, we just made Twitter history from right here in Boston.

I came all the way here to make sure that tonight RAW gets rocked. So from The People's Champ to the people, The Rock ain't waitin' six days. Tonight, in front of all of you, The Rock is gonna deliver an awesome ass whooping to Awesome Truth. And you know when I wanna do it? Right now!" [The Miz und R-Truth kommen zum Ring]

The Miz: "Really? Really? Really, Rock? That's what you want?"

R-Truth: "We got news for you, Rock. ["What?"] Don't what me! If you actually think for one second you doing anything to us, I mean anything, you're the most delusional man in entertainment. Or twittertainment. RAW gets rocked. What a joke! Truth is, every time we're on this show, RAW gets..."

The Miz: "Awesome! See, Rock, we don't care about how you spend your day. We don't care about what you make trend. What we do care about is leaving you a beaten, quivering mess."

R-Truth: "As a matter of fact we can do that right now." [The Miz hält R-Truth zurück]

The Miz: "But that's not gonna happen right now. See, we don't care what you want. And we definitely don't care what you people want. It's all about what we want. And what we want is to make history. At the biggest Survivor Series of all time. So tonight RAW gets rocked. But this sunday Rock gets beat."

R-Truth: "And that's the truth." [Sie wollen gehen, als John Cenas Musik erklingt und dieser zum Ring kommt]

John Cena: [er sieht The Miz an] "Really? Are you wearing makeup? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You'll have to excuse my partner. He gets a little excited. Tells everybody he's the captain of Team Bring It. Sadly enough the only thing he has brought in the last seven years is a bunch of crappy messages via satellit."

The Rock: "And you'll have to excuse The Rock's partner because clearly he's not used to having the support of someone who already has reached puberty. You see, The Rock's partner is so concerned about rising above the hate, but what he should be concerned with is The Rock's size 15 boot rising up and kicking him right in his lady parts. And by the way, right now, Cena's lady parts, trending worldwide."

John Cena: "Wow, a lady parts chant. You know, what my partner doesn't understand is, despite his recent fascination with Twitter and of course my fictional mangina, sunday we have to be a team. And at Survivor Series, if my partner's ego gets in the way of the team, well, John Cena bitchslaped Rocky is trending worldwide."

The Miz: "I'm so sick of this. Excuse my partner, excuse my partner. Really? Really? I'm sick of The Rock and Cena show. You guys are trying to make us an afterthought. But you know what? Go ahead! Because the last time that happened I won the main event of WrestleMania. Everybody is talking about The Rock and Cena. Cena and The Rock. Why not make it a national holiday? Say never before and never again. When we get done with you two at Survivor Series at Madison Square Garden it will never be forgotten."

R-Truth: "Little Johnny and little Rocky wants to go back and forth for all you little Jimmys. Have a blast. We will see you sunday."

The Rock: "Oh, you will see us on sunday. But as they are saying we are all here right now. Boots to asses!" [auf dieses Kommando gehen The Rock und Cena auf ihre Gegner los]
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