"With no arm, with one arm, I will go to the cell to fight for the championship"

John Cena: "Man, I missed you guys! Did you miss me? [Jubel] I was kind of expecting a mixed response, but thank you very much because I have missed you, too. Ah, there they are. I missed all of you. The cheers, the boos, everything. One week off felt like a year. But it's very good to be back in this ring tonight. It was only when I did spend a week outside of the ring to realize what's actually going on in the WWE. Apparantly the tag team champions have some sort of anger management issues. One of them is a demon, one of them is a goat, we call them Team Hell No, we should call them Eeeeah No. [er immitiert das Meckern einer Ziege] This Antonio Cesaro guy dumps his hot girlfriend, wins the US championship, speaks seven languages, but it was only until last week watching at home on HD when I noticed he has unusually large nipples. Oh no no no, I'm not kidding. They are not areolas. They are a set of areola eyes.

And they were starring right at me the whole time. I also noticed that the girls are out of control. Eve hates Layla, Layla hates Eve, Kaitlyn got Nancy Kerrigan-ed, AJ has lost her mind, again. But she hasn't lost her charm. AJ, I'm going to throw myself out there. I would really like to take you on a date. If you like it, take it and run with it, if not throw it right back at me. Maybe we could go to In-N-Out for a hamburger. Or a cheeseburger. Or one of their famous Double Doubles. If you can't talk to me in person just tweet me back. All the kids are doing it now, don't worry.

Speaking of kids, Vince McMahon is here tonight. Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to tweet in, Larry King is here, Vince McMahon is giving his State of the Union adress, we kick the show off with an one-armed man, but none of that matters. Because of all the talking I could do here I still don't have a voice. And as loud as this place is... [verhaltener Jubel] They are just getting warmed up. As loud as this place is... [lauterer Jubel] I feel sorry, because you guys don't have a voice either. I know. Who stole the voice of the WWE? That's easy. CM Punk.

Once the voice of the voiceless is now the voice of the selfish. Every day that he holds that championship he garners respect, but the choice for Hell In A Cell is not yours. It is not mine. It is his. And CM Punk, I just wanna close this evening by asking you if you're the champion for three hundred days, if you're the champion for a thousand day, if you're the champion for two thousand days, if you are the best in the world, what does it matter if the world does not want to watch? For your entire reign people remember moments like Money In The Bank, people remember moments like Night Of The Champions, and I truely believe that John Cena versus CM Punk at Hell In A Cell will be one of those moments.

We have a very, very vocal and loud audience tonight, which make me feel good to be back at RAW. And I don't know if your champion can be swayed, but when CM Punk comes out here I hope you tell him how you feel. I've already said, with no arm, with one arm, with one leg, I will go to the cell to fight for the championship, because that is what I love to do, and that is what I want to do! CM Punk thinks that some people are upset at him because he's a Paul Heyman guy. No. Some people turn their nose up at Punk because sometimes he is simply not a man. Just got a little serios, did it? Punk, don't be a punk. Be a man. Face me at Hell In A Cell! Agree to the fight! Your legacy in the cell against John Cena!

Thank you guys, I hope you enjoy the show tonight. Thanks for letting me spend a little time with you. I certainly need it."