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"I'm a man playing with boys"

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Title:
"I'm a man playing with boys"
Date:
21.06.2001
Kurt Angle: "It's amazing. Believe it or not, some people have had the nerve to say that I'm getting a little too cocky by calling myself a superhero - can you believe that? I mean... am I super? Yeah. Am I a hero? Yes! So what exactly is the problem? The fact that I can take down any person, any time I want.... not to mention the fact that I stand for truth, justice, and the American way... pretty much qualifies me as a damn super hero - oh, it's true.

And Shane McMahon, you may think you can fly - but you're nothin' but a mere mortal. And come this Sunday at King of the Ring, I'm gonna show you just how mortal you really are. Ah, King of the Ring - what a day it will be! You know, I was talking to my good friend Shaquille O'Neal - you know, the guy who left this dump and went on to win back-to-back championships for LA? Oh, you know the guy [Buhrufe] - it's true, it's true!

Well, he was saying how great it is to repeat - which is exactly what I'm gonna do this Sunday. And Edge, Christian, Rhyno... you don't know how thrilled I was that all of us made the final four. You did good, kids! And you should be real proud of yourself. But King of the Ring is the 'grownups table,' and let's just say I'm a man playing with boys.... nonono, that's not what I meant to say, what I meant to say was, I'm a man..."

[Edge & Christian unterbrechen Angle mit ihrem Einmarsch.]

Edge: "You know, Kurt--"

Kurt Angle: "Hohoho - hold on, I know exactly what I wanted to say. What I meant to say was... in a world of boys, I'm a man who likes beating them. NONONO - GOD, that's not it - what I meant to say, whoa whoa--"

Edge: "Kurt! Kurt - you are a man, and you are a 'superhero,' but most importantly..."

Christian: "You're a dork!"

Edge: "A HUGE dork."

Christian: "Dorkimus Maximus!"

Edge: "The dorkifications are endless!"

Kurt Angle: "Whoa whoa whoa - what are you guys saying?"

Edge: "What we kids are trying to say, Kurt, is that we didn't make it this far in the King of the Ring just to face you... we made it to BEAT you. And believe me, if Christian doesn't beat you in the semis, I'm totally goin' to the finals, where I will shut your whiny, self-centered, superhero *piep* up once and for all!"

Christian: "Hold on a second. What do you mean 'if Christian doesn't beat him in the semis?' You don't think I can beat Kurt? Well let me tell you somethin' - after I'm done beatin' this chumpstain Angle, I'd be more than happy to beat YOU in the finals."

Edge: "Oh yeah?"

Christian: "Yeah!"

Kurt Angle: "Hold on a second! SHUT UP! ["Angle Sucks!"] Listen to me! I can't believe this! You ungrateful snot-nosed punks! After everything I've done for you! Before you met me, you were NOTHIN'! I made you! I tell you what, you apologise to me right now, or I'm gonna do something I'm gonna regret. Oh, what, you don't believe me? See this finger? See this thumb? See this fist, you'd better run!"

[Um das Semifinal-Quartet des King Of The Ring zu komplettieren, kommt Rhyno in die Halle.]

Rhyno: "Angle, it's real simple - they never NEEDED you! And yeah, I may be wrestling Edge in the semifinals, but if there's one thing for sure, the three of us are gonna make DAMN sure you don't repeat!"
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