"Oh, you're the Hamburglar!"

The Rock: [spielt auf seiner Gitarre und singt] "Ever since the Rock came into town, everybody tried to bring him down. Canadians have no class, that's why they can kiss the people's ass."

The Hurricane: "Holy letdown! The Rock, you used to be an idol, an icon, loved by millions... and millions. Yet, tonight you come out and you trash the people. WHASUPWITDAT?"
The Rock: [mustert Hurricane ausgiebig] "Who in the green hell are you? Oh, no, don't answer that. The Rock knows who you are, yeah. The Rock knows exactly who you are: Green shirt, H on your chest, green mask--oh, you're the Hamburglar! Yeah, you're that cat that works for McDonalds. Go, get me a cheeseburger, get The Rock a cheeseburger--no ketchup! Aaaah, no--as a matter of fact, don't go nowhere. The Rock knows exactly who you are. Oh yeah, yeah, you're the resident super hero, The Hurricane. The Rock knows who you are, my man. Don't you ever bust in The Rock's door like that again, you hear? But ey, what's more important than that: The Rock reminds you of somethin': You ain't nothin'. You understand that? Every super hero can whip that ass, every single on of them! Every single one of 'em: Superman, Batman, Aquaman--oh yeah, Aquaman, that dude that talks to the fish; he'll whip that little candy-ass just like that."

The Hurricane: "Well, I know one super hero who I can definitely beat."
The Rock: [lacht] "This is a joke. Who?"

The Hurricane: "The Scorpion King!"
The Rock: "Oh no, you--you--no--no--no! There is no way you can beat The Scorpion King."

The Hurricane: "Brendan Fraser beat The Scorpion King."
The Rock: "Da--da--dat--no, he did not, that was a special effect for the movie for Christ--The Scorpion King is the most powerful--"

The Hurricane: "Let me ask you one question, Rock, just one more: Can The Rock fly?"
The Rock: "You've just smoken them funny cigarettes? The Rock can fly and whip this candy-ass and--"

The Hurricane: "Well, good, because tonight The Hurricane is gonna send your candy-ass flyin' over the top rope in that battle royal!" [posiert und verlässt den Raum, während das Publikum jubelt]
The Rock: [schreit ihm hinterher] "It was a special effect for the movie!"