Promo Data
Jericho: "The 2nd Coming of Y-2-J is here! And there’s only one way to rock and Jericho rocks. And there’s only one reason why I came back and that is to save us from Randy Orton. And to become the new WWE Champion! It’s a message that’s loud and clear, Chris Jericho wants a Title Match, everybody knows that Chris Jericho wants a Title Match, except for Randy Orton. And at first I thought, I haven’t heard for this man all week, I haven’t got an answer, yes or no and at first I thought maybe this is ‘cause he is a spineless cowardly jellyfish and then I realized that he is just too stupid to understand the question. He has the IQ of a conker and I think I used too big words I spoke too quickly, Randy got lost in the shuffle so I’m going to ask the question slowly, I’m going to ask it with very short words in a way that even Randy can understand, I’m gonna Orton-ize it, okay?! Meeeeee waaaaant Title Match. Very simple, me want Title Match! Randy can even understand it and if you don’t, I even brought visual aids just for you Mr. O! Me [Bild von Jericho am Titantron] ... want [Bild vom Krümelmonster mit einem Keks in der Hand am Titantron] ... Title [Bild vom WWE Title am Titantron] ... Match [Bild von einem brennenden Streichholz am Titantron] Say it with me now! [Alle 4 Bilder auf dem Titantron] Me want Title Match! So I’m gonna wait in this ring all night long if I have to, Randy until you come down. You can give me a verbal answer, a physical answer, a violent answer. But I’m not going anywhere because I need to know, the Jerichoholics need to know, are you giving me a Title Match or not?!"
[Santino Marella kommt zum Ring]
Santino: "Well… well…well… KYJ, you see, KYJ, things have-a changed just a little bit-a since the last-eh time you were here-a. You can’t marching off the street like a bum that bypassed security with that nice Lindsey Lohan haircut and demand a title shot."
Jericho: "I…ah, I’m sorry, I’m really embarrassed but ahm who are you? Because ah I mean I know Lillian, I know Stu the camera man, I...I know Mark Yeaton the Timekeeper, I know Freddie selling Popcorn in the 15th row but I’m not really too sure, what... Wait, I know you, I know you. You are Sänteenoh."
Santino: "That’s-ah Saaantiinoooo"
Jericho: "Santana"
Santino: "Santino!!!"
Jericho: "Sandusky"
Santino: "Santino!!!"
Jericho: "Santicoh"
Santino: "Santino!!!"
Jericho: "Santocoh"
Santino: "Santino!!!"
Jericho: "Santokio"
Santino: "Santino!!!"
Jericho: "Sandadista"
Santino: "Santino!!!"
Jericho: "Santamaria"
Santino: "Santino!!!"
Jericho: "Sanliubisto?"
Santino: "Santino!!!"
Jericho: "Suxedo"
Santino: "Santino!!!"
Jericho: "Tuxedo"
Santino: "Santino!!!"
Jericho: "Sontido"
Santino: "Santino!!! Santino!!! [italienisches Geplänkel] mi chiamo Santino Marrrellaaaa!!!!"
Jericho: "Hey, I’m only kidding, everybody knows your name is Santino Mare…"
Santino: [italienisches Geplänkel] Okay just-ah listen. Randy Orton did not give you an answer because-ah you don’t deserve an-ah answer. You don’t deserve a title match. Hell I can-eh beat you up myself if I want-eh to right-eh now!
Jericho: "Okay."
Santino: "Okay, what?"
Jericho: "Okay, beat me up."
Santino: "You…ha, you haven’t wrestle for 2 years. You-ah don’t want to fight me right now-ah."
Jericho: "No I wanna fight you right now. Get a Referee down here we’ll have a match right now!!! You and me!"
Santino: "[Steigt aus dem Ring] Fine, fine. We can have our match, no problem. But first I need to warm up, I need to do my push-ups, Maria has to give me a massage. I’m an athlete I just can’t rush into a match okay? But don’t go anywhere, I’ll be right back and we’ll have our match. But first I want to give you-eh a little something to eh think about… [Santino springt auf Jerry Lawler und prügelt auf ihn ein]