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"I wrestled Vladimir. For Hours. In Russia. In the Snow."

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Title:
"I wrestled Vladimir. For Hours. In Russia. In the Snow."
Date:
11.08.2007
[Team America sitzt im Troubleshooter-Büro und lauscht den Geschichten, die Vladimir Kozlov zu erzählen hat]

Vladimir Kozlov: "I told him: Shut up! He didn't-a listen to me."
Michael W. Kruel: "Wait, wait: Oh my god, guys, listen to this. Tell 'em the best part, tell 'em the best part."
Kozlov: "I BROKE HIS NECK."

[Das gesamte Stable bricht in schallendes Gelächter aus, bis es merkt, dass Al Snow neben ihm steht]

Al Snow: "Get out of my office.
Kruel: "Your office?"

Snow: "Yeah, my office.
Kruel: "This is my office."

Snow: "Not anymore, pal. You - and all of you - lost the match, remember? Now it's mine. It's my chair, my office equipment, my beautiful decor. Thank you, thank yooou."
Kruel: "Now the only reason you won that match is because you cheated. You're nothing but a fraud."

Snow: "I'm a fraud?"
Kruel: "Yes."
Snow: "Well, it's funny that you mention being a fraud. Because um, if I remember correctly, you did never actually win that Heavyweight Title."

Kruel: "Didn't win it? I wrestled Vladimir. For hours. In Russia. In the snow."
Kozlov: "WHAT?"
Kruel: [flüstert Kozlov zu] "Shut up. [Wieder lauter:] And then I made him submit."
Kozlov: "WHAT?"

Snow: "You made him submit?"
Kruel: "Yes."
Snow: "So you 'won' the Heavyweight Title. Well you haven't defended it since you 'won' it. So tonight, I don't care who you defend that title against - but you are gonna defend that title tonight here. Now if you would please all leave? Goodbye."
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