"So I banned my dog from watching RAW"

Todd Grisham: [nach einem Videoeinspieler, bei dem Chris Jericho John Cena attackierte, nachdem Orton und sein Gefolge Cena schon fertig gemacht hatten] "Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome, the World Heavyweight Champion, John Cena. John, just wanna get your reaction to the footage we just saw."

John Cena: [zieht an seinem T-Shirt] "Hustle. Loyalty. Respect. Three words that, former World Heavyweight Champion Chris Jericho thinks, no longer exist. It's a damn shame, Todd. Because when I was home with a broken neck, my dog Lou, he became a huge fan of Monday Night RAW. As a matter of fact, he became a huge Chris Jericho fan. Everytime Chris Jericho walked down the ramp, Lou began to clean himself. And he would keep cleaning himself. And then he would try to throw up, do you know how long it takes dogs to throw up? And then he would actually throw up, and it made me sick, hell, it made him sick. So I banned my dog from watching RAW. I banned him from watching RAW until Armageddon. Which, if you break it down, is absolutely ridiculous!

Chris Jericho, I'm sorry about your son. I've never met him, I don't know him and it was not my intention to cause you any turmoil at home. But did you ever stop and think, did you ever break it down, that he was running around the house all the time, going 'You can't see me, Dad' and 'The Champ is here, Daddy', not because he was poisoned by the WWE or poisoned by me, is because he saw his father become a snug, snot-nosed punk who needs his teeth knocked down his throat. Matter of fact, if Chris Jericho had been beaten up by five individuals last week, he would be dead center in the middle of that ring, right now, asking for me to be stripped of the World Heavyweight Championship, demanding for my indefinite suspension and halting this very broadcast until he selfishly got what he wanted.

I'm not gonna do that. Todd, tonight's the Slammys, we got a great show, I got a match versus Edge, Champion vs. Champion. It's gonna be a good one. Plus, it's not how I handle my business. Tonight, I'm gonna take care of business the only way I know how. Tonight, I'm gonna fight Chris Jericho. Oh yeah, Chris. I'm not even gonna be sneaky about it, you don't have to wonder if I'm coming to get you. Tonight, I am coming to get you! [verweist wieder auf sein Shirt] These words do exist, Chris. Hustle. Loyalty. Respect. That is the code in which I live by. And tonight, from me personally, you get a reeducation of the definition of the word 'Respect'!"

- John Cena parodierte mit seiner Promo einen Redebeitrag von Chris Jericho, der erklärt hatte, seinem Sohn das Anschauen von RAW verboten zu haben, weil er zu einem Fan von Cena geworden wäre.